Scary Clown Bottle Opener

Scary clown from another era not only freaks out your friends, he makes a beer, or something less alcoholic but equally relaxing, look polite and easy. Use him to keep a few papers up on your filing cabinet or refrigerator to avoid those stains and stray furry research assistant hairs, but then, bring him out when you need a cold one to unwind. It'll open any bottle, then go right back where it was with the magic that is magnetism, keeping your space tidy.