Sarcastic Coffee T-Shirt

“Sarcastic Coffee” T-Shirt: The Uniform for Bare Minimum Effort Need a shirt that perfectly sums up your life philosophy? Look no further. This “Sarcastic Coffee” tee is for those days (read: every day) when you just can’t be bothered with the whole responsibility thing. Whether you're pretending to be productive at work, or mastering the art of napping on the couch, this shirt says it all—so you don’t have to. Made from super soft cotton (because life’s already hard enough), it’s the perfect attire for giving up without actually looking like you’ve given up. Pair it with sweatpants and you’ve got the perfect “don’t even ask” look. Features: Declares your defeat so you don’t have to explain it Soft enough to wear through your existential crises Stylish enough for people to mistake your exhaustion for irony