Rude Roses Are Red Calm Down Card

This Valentine’s Day card delivers humor with a bold, hand-drawn look. At the center is a bright red heart sketched with uneven, textured lines that give it a cozy, handmade feel. The heart sits on a soft off-white background that keeps the focus on the artwork and message. Inside the heart is a short four-line poem written in casual black lettering. It begins like a traditional rhyme, “Roses are red. Chocolates are brown,” then flips expectations with, “You’re getting neither, so calm down.” The mix of a familiar format and an unexpected ending makes the message funny and memorable. This card is perfect for anyone who enjoys poking fun at Valentine’s Day traditions while still sharing affection.