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'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

“Resentment is the ‘number one’ offender” is found on page 64 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" as they’re talking about Step 4. And on page 66 they even call resentment “infinitely grave,” and “fatal.” This may be true, but for anyone who has ever been locked in a room with someone who has devoured a monstrous bean-infused 7-layer burrito, death may actually be a welcome alternative to this noxious anal volcano. Front of card reads: ‘Resentment is the #1 offender.’ Inside of card reads: ‘Well, that and the aftermath of a 7 layer burrito’
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By Kenneth N.May 12, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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Product ID: 137258774572440925
Designed on 2016-02-17, 11:05 PM
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