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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card

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Size: 10,2 × 14,2 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm (portrait); 14.2 cm x 10.2 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card

Getting older certainly changes the meaning of romance! This hilarious anniversary card features an older couple in bed discussing their aches, pains and whether they're still up for a little romance. These days, foreplay is less about passion and more about a full risk assessment! Featuring colorful original cartoon artwork and a cheeky punchline, this card is perfect for husbands, wives, long-married couples and anyone who enjoys a good laugh about getting older together. A brilliant choice for anniversaries, Valentine's Day or simply making your other half smile. Part of the Cards Behaving Badly collection.

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I purchased a couple of these cards for two work anniversaries, they arrived on time, they were packed properly and the cards were really nice, the size was perfect for all the rest of the associates to write their wishes on them. They really exceeded my expectations! The printing was impeccable
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I purchased a couple of these cards for two work anniversaries, they arrived on time, they were packed properly and the cards were really nice, the size was perfect for all the rest of the associates to write their wishes on them. They really exceeded my expectations! The printing was impeccable
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By AnonymousSeptember 13, 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Great and beautiful Anniversary Card. High quality card stock and very nicely printed. The card made a huge impression on my in-laws and they really enjoyed it very much. Great job from Zazzle. A++++++++.

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funny anniversary cardrude anniversary cardgetting older humormarriage humorfunny foreplay jokeolder couple humorcheeky anniversaryhusband and wifefunny romantic cardadult humor

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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card
Product ID: 256213738235375477
Designed on 2026-10-23, 6:30 a.m.
Rating: G