Remember At Least A Thousand Ways Die Bridge Table Desk Mat

Have you gone down horribly at the bridge table, on the order of -400, -500, -800, etc.? Let your wry bridge player side shine with this desk mat featuring the four card suits along with the following reminder saying to any bridge player who engages in risky bidding behaviour or poor play: "Remember There Are At Least A Thousand Ways To Die At The Bridge Table". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy this sound reminder that bridge is a humbling game indeed!