Porte-clés “Catch of the Nope” Ocean-Friendly Keychain

🔑 Keyring with a Side of Sass (Hold the Seafood) Carry your keys—and your convictions—with this fin-tastic keyring that’s making waves in the world of ethical accessories. Featuring a stylish tuna who’s clearly not on the menu, this ocean-blue beauty boldly declares: If it’s from the sea, it’s not for me. Perfect for pun-loving vegans, marine life defenders, or anyone who’s ever ghosted a fish fillet. Clip it to your bag, backpack, or keys and let the world know you’re hooked on humor, not halibut. Durable, lightweight, and 100% shellfish-free