Pirating Physician T-Shirt

As a physician, you've attained the pinnacle of success in modern society. Your honour, sense of duty, and bedside charm are legendary. Well done. But perhaps the thought of saline solution has you thinking of the high seas? Perhaps the rubbing alcohol you wipe on the skin reminds you of a fine Caribbean rum? Have you ever wished you could trade it all in - the white coat and the prestige - for just one chance to fight upon a Spanish Galleon, savagely plundering the booty? Sure you have. It's okay. Design reads: "Sometimes I'm glad I became a physician. Other times I wish I had taken up pirating."