Pint Size Joker: Santa Claus Works 1 Day a Year Standard Apron
This funny kid design is from my Pint Size Joker collection. Each customizable photo design in the collection features a picture with the kid of your choice (son, daughter, or anyone you want) and a one-liner joke or similar humour as the text. The joke for this particular design says, "Santa Claus works one day a year? How do I get this job?"
Use the "Personalize It" section on the right to change the child's picture to the one that you want. You can even change the joke using the text boxes if you have something better in mind. For example, if you heard an actual child say something funny, you could change the text to that funny quote and change the default image to that kid's photo.