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Old Geezer Age Burn Card

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Old Geezer Age Burn Card

Old Geezer Age Burn Card

Once you and your friends reach a certain age, it's fun to give a humorous birthday card that doesn't pull any punches when it comes to how old everyone is. Embrace this inevitability by sending one with an age joke. May as well temper getting old with a friendly insult, right? This card is part of my Birthday Age Burn line, inspired by those familiar birthday cards for young children we all received and now are guilty of giving ourselves. They usually feature an animal and a silly rhyme. Here, the silliness is served up with a big helping of snide. Your friends will love you for it.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.4K Total Reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Lisa B.August 21, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We ordered this for my mother in law’s 90th birthday. We used pictures from throughout the years. She loved the card and surely will bring tears and smiles whenever she looks at it. Printing was very clear

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Product ID: 256896416528835145
Designed on 2025-11-05, 12:07 PM
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