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Officially Too Old To Die Young, Funny Birthday Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Officially Too Old To Die Young, Funny Birthday Card

Officially Too Old To Die Young, Funny Birthday Card

Congratulations you are now officially too old to die young
TheNicheCollective
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.4K Total Reviews
16374 total 5-star reviews717 total 4-star reviews121 total 3-star reviews61 total 2-star reviews116 total 1-star reviews
17,389 Reviews
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Gregory S.January 4, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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He did not agree, but he thought the card was hysterical. Keep up the good work with the funny cards. The printing was great, as usual.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!

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congratulations you are now officiallytoo old to die youngmean happy birthday for him30 youre getting old mancheeky funny birthday cynical funsarcastic 30th birthday snarky humorrude birthday best friend boyfriendolder age brother dad husbandhumorous blue black and whiteover the hill middle aged

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Product ID: 256520045425482704
Designed on 2020-08-20, 3:16 AM
Rating: G