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Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card

Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card

Some exits deserve a proper send-off. “Officially not coming back.” paired with a bold, playful BYE makes this retirement message feel celebratory, confident, and just the right amount of dramatic. The oversized graphic grabs attention instantly while the dry headline delivers the joke with clean simplicity. Perfect for retirement parties, coworker farewells, office send-offs, and anyone who is happily clocking out for good. Blank inside so you can add your own message — heartfelt, hilarious, or slightly unhinged.
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Love this card! My Nephew's 60th Birthday, and I was able to add my own verse inside. Beautiful setup, and I thoroughly recommend Zazzle...
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By Kenneth N.May 12, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I wanted a personal Birthday card for a dear friend who was turning 84. I was very pleased with the design and the message inside the card. I'm very pleased with the results, and certainly will order Zazzle cards in the future. I certainly recommend these beautiful cards...

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Product ID: 256204556251886320
Designed on 2026-03-01, 3:21 PM
Rating: G