Official Birthday Spanking Paddle

This fun novelty birthday spanking paddle will make you howl with laughter! The design has an official red design with traditional crown. On the front side it reads in clear bold letters: OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY SPANKING PADDLE. And on the backside it reads around the edge: BIRTHDAY SPANKING PADDLE - APPLY TO BUTT FOR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS. And in the centre of the design it says: IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SPANKING - HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SPANKING, ONE SMACK FOR EVERY YEAR, AND ONE EXTRA TO GROW ON, THAT'S FOR LUCK MY DEAR! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. A fun spanking on one's birthday has long been observed as an established tradition and can actually trace its origins back to ancient times, when it was believed a spanking would bestow good health and luck upon the person for the coming year. This birthday spanking paddle is great fun for birthday parties etc and makes a fun gift that can be used over and over again, on every birthday, for the rest of ones life!