Of course I drink like a fish, I'm a mermaid Golf Towel

Fun for the beach, the pool, or a cruise. This fun design with a mermaid tail says it all "Of course, I drink like a fish. I'm a mermaid." It's a great play on words because as a mermaid, you would need to drink a lot of water to stay hydrated. "Drink like a fish" is a phrase often used to describe someone who parties a lot. So, the joke is funny because it is both unexpected and true. Let the world know you're just a girl who likes the waves, ocean, and lots of fun. The perfect coastal humour for a fun laid-back lifestyle. In a tropical teal turquoise blue for a poolside bar or beach themed party room.