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Not Merry. Not Bright. Just Cat. — Funny Holiday Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Not Merry. Not Bright. Just Cat. — Funny  Holiday Card

Not Merry. Not Bright. Just Cat. — Funny Holiday Card

Perfect for the person who puts the “bah” in bah-humbug. This hilarious holiday card features a delightfully displeased, chubby cat dressed in festive gear — because nothing says Christmas like mild feline resentment. 😾✨ Great for: 🐾 Cat people who get it 😂 Friends with a sarcastic holiday spirit 🎁 White elephant cards 📬 Coworkers who avoid the office Ugly Sweater Party Customize the inside text to match their level of holiday cheer (from “Happy Holidays” to “Don’t expect a gift.”) Choose your format: 🎄 Printed card delivered ready-to-send 💻 Instant digital download for last-minute laughs Give the gift of a festive side-eye. 😼

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Angela V.January 6, 2024Verified Purchase
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Arrived on time and exactly how I designed them. I started with a default card and made subtle changes to font and size. They were simple but so beautiful and perfect to top our cookie boxes. Exactly our style and we couldn’t find anything close to this look anywhere else. Amazing quality on the printing. Thick and sturdy card stock and beautiful envelopes too
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Zita W.August 1, 2023Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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This simple card was a bit hit among my family and friends for Christmas 2022. Everyone loved it. The quality of the print was good. Please note you need to give clear photos to get a good print.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By H.January 7, 2024Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: None
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We loved how they turned out! I think next year I'll make sure to add some shine to the cards. I think it may help the picture look better. It was a little dull but my husband liked them like that. Overall great! The cutting wasn't the best! I'd say about 10 or so had to be hand cut before I sent them out. They had a bit of white showing from where they had been cut between the pictures. Overall though we were very happy! Looked a bit dull but could be because they were matte.

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Product ID: 256061286569811754
Designed on 2023-10-05, 6:25 AM
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