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'No Peas' Funny Sobriety Card

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'No Peas' Funny Sobriety Card

'No Peas' Funny Sobriety Card

We will comprehend the word serenity and we will no peas. The actual line is “We will comprehend the word serenity and we will know peace” from pages 83-84 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" from Chapter 6 – Into Action. Most AA’s call this section The Promises. Now you will never be able to think of that line again without imagining Linda Blair in The Exorcist’s projectile vomiting scene. Card is blank inside so you can add your own food allergies.
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Product ID: 137099965243484251
Designed on 2016-02-17, 2:28 PM
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