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New Dad: Somebody Bring Me My Bottle Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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New Dad: Somebody Bring Me My Bottle Card

New Dad: Somebody Bring Me My Bottle Card

Welcome to RetroSpoofs. It's the ultimate collection of classic, retro-style t-shirts that pokes fun at beer, men, women, poker, jobs and all the other bad things that make us feel so good!
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
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By AnonymousJune 9, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Wow really nice! I love it!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Jenny L.June 19, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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The card came out better than I expected. Love the options available to fully customize it to my needs. The printed pictures were exactly like the photos uploaded. The colours were sharp and perfect!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Ronisha b.July 25, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I loved this product! It turned out really well!

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Product ID: 137787423317125794
Designed on 2014-01-13, 10:59 AM
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