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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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modern hygiene explained

modern hygiene explained

I was taking poochie for a little walk in the park which took me some considerable time as I wound my way around all the 'occupy wall street' tents, effigys, posters and shouting that blocked my usual path. It took me so long that I found myself having to use the public 'facilities' to prevent my embarrassing myself in front of the worlds media. I suppose that I could have passed it off as an avant-guarde piece of street theatre commenting on the cyclical nature of todays rampant consumerism; the earths resources shovelled in at one end, the waste returned to the earth at the...........hmmm, I realised I hadn't really thought it through and resolved to google it later. Anyway, I pushed my way into the facilities where I saw this very strange sight. Someone must be producing these unsettling novelty toilet brushes; i'm not sure about the eyes, they seemed to be following me. Still, I had a job to do and after half an hour of trying to force it right round the bend I managed to get it stuck. I climbed on the sink, pushed open the little window, dragged poochie out by his lead and hurried on my way...

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Product ID: 137942796090736864
Designed on 2011-11-06, 4:17 PM
Rating: G