Martian Joe Exclusive Cocoa Moe Mocha Two-Tone Coffee Mug

You can get the coffee mug right here on Earth but the Martian Joe Exclusive Cocoa Moe Mocha Double Top Secret Alien Rum Ale Derivative Coffee Beans are still listed at the very top of the embargo list compiled by your global government. If you were to have the distinct pleasure of merely experiencing the aroma of a piping hot mug of Mars' most favourite blend of Joe you'd understand completely. If, on the other-other hand, you were to be one of the elite few Earthlings to take one little sip (and one little sip is as many as has ever been taken by any Earthling) you would understand why Martian Joe is in its rightful place at the very top of the embargo list. Let’s just say that the last things the ruling elites need are six plus billion Earthwalkers suddenly remembering how to fly. That wouldn’t be prudent. One of your former Presidents has commented that he considers you to be too free as you are. But you can fill up a Martian Joe Exclusive Cocoa Moe Mocha Double Top Secret Alien Rum Ale Derivative Coffee Mug with your favourite blend of the best coffee that Earth has to offer and please make yourself conspicuous. We really get a big kick out of seeing the looks on their faces when they catch a glimpse and then harkin’ back to that unforgettable day they themselves took the dare. They are so in over their heads trying to rule over everyone as opposed to the obvious alternative. Available on Mars at all 8 & 12.5 FACES stores and on Earth at http://www.Zazzle.com/MJ12club* Exclusively. This mug is the mug of choice on Mars. We call it "The Mug on Mars". Hey Moe! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCopyright (C) 2010 Marti J Hughes