love theme from titanic... T-Shirt

I was taking poochie for a walk the other day on one of my all too frequent trips to maximum security. I don't know anyone there, I just like the biscuits and talking to maniacs. Anyway, whilst I was waiting for my turn my attention was taken by this rather unnerving sight... What twisted my perception I'm not sure but something wasn't right. One of the two gentlemen looked very happy to be holding hands, the other didn't seem to be sure. I did consider that they might be avant-guarde artistes making a comment on the possibilty of finding good in any situation, even in life's darkest moments, but then got a rather vivid mental picture which made me choke on my biscuit. I coughed my crumbs over them as a diversion, dodged the nearest guard, vaulted over the fence and hurried on my way...