Karl Marx Dartboard

Okay, so you may have been throwing intellectual darts at the reining philosophical King of Collectivism for years now, but have you ever had the pleasure of thrusting a cold, sharp dart at his hirsute face in real life? Yeah, us either. Now you have no excuse not to. This high quality dart board is made by the groundbreaking efforts of hundreds of entrepreneurs working under voluntary conditions with the full understanding of the risk involved of both the capital owners, and the workers. Eat it, Marx. Rather, taste it! Old Karl will be tasting your metal for years to come as this board is built to last and made to order. Just click the trusty "customize it" button, and you can add your own text, change the background colour from red to whatever matches your decor, and even re-size the portrait. It's all up to you, the individual. (Eat it again, Karl!)