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Jesus "Hammered" - Thank You Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 10,2 × 14,2 cm

Be obsessively grateful! Custom thank you cards for small things, big things, and everything in between.

  • Dimensions: 10.16 cm x 14.22 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double-sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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Jesus "Hammered" - Thank You Card

Jesus "Hammered" - Thank You Card

Joseph assures Mary that Jesus will never get "hammered" (drunk). Well...he was kinda right! See more of my unique atheist creations and —>DOWNLOAD my FREE CARDS at: AtheistCards.com.

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4.8 out of 5 stars rating3.8K Total Reviews
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By AnonymousJuly 11, 2026Verified Purchase
I had an amazing experience in ordering my very first zazzle customized thank you card. My product came out better than expected. Intially I ordered the wrong size card, and the staff was very excellent and understanding when I had reached out, and were able to resolve my issue very quickly. Great customer service and great products. .
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By Sandra P.July 17, 2020Verified Purchase
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This was the first time I designed a card at Zazzle and ordered it to see how the quality of the print is...and I was really happy when I received the card today. My decision for a glossy finish paid off and all the colors are bright. The print is fantastic.
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By Tristan F.December 21, 2024Verified Purchase
Folded Thank You Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
Christmas cards are beautiful and better than expected. Great envelopes that fit the cards snuggly. Pictures are professional quality in print. Will definitely be using Zazzle again. .

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Product ID: 256896783745885136
Designed on 2023-10-22, 7:15 AM
Rating: G