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Its Not Going to Lick Itself Offensive Sarcastic Holiday Postcard

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
1718 Total Reviews |
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Signature Matte
18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard Postcard

Ditch the envelope, not the festivity. Spread holiday cheer this season with postcards that help streamline the process.

  • Dimensions: 10.8 cm x 14.2 cm
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Available in a semi-gloss or matte finish
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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4.8 out of 5 stars rating1.7K Total Reviews
1535 total 5-star reviews136 total 4-star reviews18 total 3-star reviews10 total 2-star reviews18 total 1-star reviews
1,718 Reviews
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Bev K.January 2, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Postcard, Size: Standard Postcard, Paper: Signature Matte
As always, never disappointed .
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By D.January 18, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Postcard, Size: Standard Postcard, Paper: Signature Matte
Nice postcard! Just choose Matte paper type and check off Remove Zazzle Logo before buying it :).
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Isabel H.October 25, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Postcard, Size: Standard Postcard, Paper: Signature Matte
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Beautiful cards. I’ll use them this year for Christmas. A bit on the dark side.

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Product ID: 256520263494582847
Designed on 2025-06-21, 7:31 AM
Rating: G