Infant of Prague Watch

Every year thousands upon thousands flock to a cathedral in the Czech Republic to pay homage to a 16th centre statue of the baby Jesus in hopes of tapping into the miraculous powers the wooden likeness is said to bestow upon the needs of the pious and devotional. Do we have good news for you! No longer must those seeking intervention from above travel across the Atlantic! Save on the expensive airfare and the crush of adoring faithful, and trade UP to an Infant of Prague watch! Yes, it's miracles at your fingertips! (Or, more accurately, your wrist) Now, we don't exactly guarantee that this stylish timepiece will work for big ticket items like World Peace or Elimination of Disease, but give it a try for the smaller things: "I can't find my cellphone," "find me a good parking place" are probably more within its circle of prayerful power. The Infant of Prague is one of 55 portraits created for John Purlia's recent solo exhibition, "Tales from the Vinyl Dimension".