Inbox Ignored, Stress Minimized Two-Tone Coffee Mug

• 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀? 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. • 𝗦𝗶𝗽, 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗹, 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘁—𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 “𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗯” 𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗲. • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗙𝗛 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶-𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘀, 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗼𝘅. Start your day on your own terms with a mug designed for maximum chill. Bold neon colours make your message pop, while the roomy ceramic cup keeps your coffee, tea, or hot chocolate fully upgraded. Whether you’re semi-retired, working remotely, or just practicing selective visibility, this mug sends a clear signal: stress is not invited. Cleverly designed front and back, it’s equal parts functional, fun, and slightly mischievous. Perfect for morning routines, desk companions, or gifting to anyone who values caffeine and controlled chaos in equal measure. Pairs seamlessly with the rest of the Digital Excuse File collection — because sometimes the best excuse is already designed for you.