Inbox Ignored, Stress Minimized T-Shirt

• 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀? 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁-𝗼𝗳-𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆. • 𝗜𝗻𝗯𝗼𝘅 𝗼𝗳𝗳. 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘅𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻. • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗙𝗛 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶-𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘀, 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗼𝘅. Why answer emails when you can answer the call of your lounge chair? This is your unapologetic pass to ditch the inbox and sink straight into unscheduled living. With a beach umbrella, an abandoned laptop, and a martini close at hand, this design celebrates the true art of digital avoidance. Perfect for WFH warriors who’ve mastered the mute button, freelancers fluent in strategic procrastination, or semi-retired legends who know every notification can wait. This design makes one thing crystal clear: relaxation > responsibility. Pairs seamlessly with the rest of the Digital Excuse File collection — because sometimes the best excuse is already designed for you.