Improved Periodic Table of Elements Poster

The Periodic Table of Elements was created by a Russian chemist named Dmitri Mendeleev in 1869. It is a valuable tool for chemists, physicists, biologists and engineers. Mendeleev created the table as a means by which to graphically organize what he called recurring trends in the nature of he elements. The current table consists of over a hundred elements. Without getting too technical, all of the elements past polonium (#84), are radioactive, because the electrons swirling around them cannot be held by the atom. However, once you move past ununquadium (#114) the electron shells suddenly become stable, through a process that is suspected to have something to do with a sudden increase in the number of physical dimensions present within the atom. Suddenly, the number of potential elements becomes virtually unlimited. The elements past #114 start to express some very unique qualities only hinted at in those elements on the usual periodic table. Those qualities include what we might call magic. Many of the elements have expressed qualities consistent with what we call life, and a few have actually expressed what we call intelligence. On the Improved Periodic Table, devloped by Dr. Franklin Atomic, these elements have been added, and can now be understood in a completely rational, scientific way. Here can be found sivanium (#97) which modern scientists have mistakenly identified as berkelium, and can be fashioned into living robot duplicates. Here sits wonderflonium (#160) which can be used to create a beam that will stop time. On the chart is uru (#269) from which was crafted the Hammer of Thor, illudium phosdex (#120) used in shaving cream, and kryptonite (#126) not to be confused with krypton (#36), and inert gas. Of course, many scientists throughout the years have already discovered and utilized these elements for various purposes. These are scientists, supervillains and alien invaders that populate our world. Fortunately just as the elements on this chart can be used for evil, they can also be used for good. Uranium can power a bomb, or your washer and dryer. The choice, of course, is ours.