I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look Funny Can Cooler

Koozie not keeping your beer can cold? Coozie making you crazy? Instead, grab a Zazzle insulated can cooler. Not only is this beer sleeve fully customisable on the front, back, and bottom, but it is also made of special high-density material for extra insulation. With all the stress of the modern world, sometimes it's not easy to chill out. But luckily we've got a remedy for you, a fully customisable can cooler. Keep your hands warm, your cans cold, and your spirit 100% chill.

• Fits any standard 340 g cans
• Dimensions: 7.62 cm D x 9.52 cm H
• Customise all sides, including the bottom
• Edge-to-edge full-colour print to flatter the most beautiful of designs
• Made from high-density open-cell polyurethane foam
• Collapsible foam material makes for easy storage
• Great volume discounts for weddings, tailgates, and special events
• Proudly made in the USA