Illegal Farts Card

Maybe there's something unique to a Dad's diet, or maybe it's just something that happens when you become a father. Whatever the reason, there is no denying that there is no fart more potent, pungent or likely to cause wallpaper to peel off than that of a Dad. Other people fart, but you have to admit that your Dad's farts are probably what the air in Hell smells like, and if the United Nations were to discover them, your Dad's bottom would be registered as a factory producing weapons of mass destruction. This is a great Fathers Day or birthday card, making an affectionate joke about your Dad's farts.