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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
305 Total Reviews
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

Give a friend or family member a laugh for their birthday with a funny sarcastic birthday card. All wording on this card is simple to personalize, including quote that reads "Look, I'm not saying that you're old but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first." The unique modern square design features handwritten style typography and a pastel blue distressed watercolor background. Getting older is the perfect opportunity to make a few over the hill jokes, especially if the old fart enjoys a little bit of rude sarcasm humour at their expense. Happy Birthday! May you have a day free of any unpleaseant smells!

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating305 Total Reviews
278 total 5-star reviews16 total 4-star reviews5 total 3-star reviews2 total 2-star reviews4 total 1-star reviews
305 Reviews
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funnyover the hillrude jokesarcastic quote sayinggetting older growing oldsarcasm humourhappy birthdayhumourousif you were milkhandwritten typography blue watercolor

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Product ID: 256746522937254542
Designed on 2023-01-07, 2:14 PM
Rating: G