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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitten' Invitation

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from multiple unique paper types, printing options, and shapes to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Standard white envelope included
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm. For best results please add 0.15 cmbleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitten' Invitation

If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitten' Invitation

This hilarious and slightly unhinged raccoon meme design features a rabid-looking raccoon baring its teeth in a vintage black-and-white photo, framed by barbed wire. Perfect for people with a chaotic sense of humour, animal lovers with an edge, or anyone who's ready to snap in the funniest way possible. The quote “If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitten' list” delivers dark humour with bite — literally. Great for gifts, pranks, and those days when you're just done with everyone.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kim B.February 18, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was very impressed with the quality of the invitations especially when I like to look and touch any product I buy. They are very elegant and good quality. They arrive exactly like promised and packaged well as there was no damage. Great Job!! Very satisfied with the quality. Job well done!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By M.December 22, 2020 • Verified Purchase
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These personalized Christmas cards were so pretty and the added touch of making it personal was just so perfect! The printing was clear and legible, no bleeding of the ink!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By N.August 12, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I am so happy with Zazzle and the designs available for customisation are so unique and classy. Customer service also is great. Highly recommended! The printing as expected. Excellent quality!

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Product ID: 256032751356934196
Designed on 2025-08-01, 8:11 AM
Rating: G