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'If God Wore Socks' Funny Sobriety Card

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'If God Wore Socks' Funny Sobriety Card
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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customized greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
  • Standard white envelopes included
Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge
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'If God Wore Socks' Funny Sobriety Card
Most meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous read aloud Chapter 5 – How it Works, which includes the 12 Steps and closes with three pertinent ideas: • That we were alcoholic and could not manage our own lives. • That probably no human power could have re¬lieved our alcoholism. • That God could and would if He were sought. Especially at meetings in the Los Angeles area where sober members tend to verbalize the last line of every reading aloud and in unison, occasional members of the non-sheep variety like to mess with the end and instead recite: “That God could and would if he wore socks.” A God of our understanding wears knee-high socks with colourful stripes. Your God might prefer to wear pantyhose. Who are we to judge? Card is blank inside so you can draw your own Higher Power. Or socks.
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