I Survived The Latest Media Hyped Scare Novelty Keychain

The media blows everything out of proportion and half the time they report it wrong. Now you can pick their latest scare and add it to a keychain to show you've managed to get through it or leave it as is, as a blanket statement! I survived the "latest media hyped scare" of 20XX! wording with a biohazard symbol adorns this novelty key chain. So pick your scare, add your year, and engage in conversation every time you get your keys out!