I Self-Identify™ as a Dog for Light Colour T-Shirt

With relativism runnin' wild and free over these united states, it can be such a chore for the average citizen to nail down who and/or what they want to "be" on any given day. Thank goodness for your fine friends at SELF-IDENTIFY™. Self-Identify wear helps you claim a wide variety of identities by simply donning one of our dozens of bold designs. Now changing your mind on your changing identity is as easy as changing your shirt! Who knew a rudderless, unmoored existence based on sheer personal whim could be so fun...and fashionable! Collect a bunch of Self-ID designs and let the shifting winds of personal discovery take you on a fanciful journey of self-indulgent drifting for a lifetime! After all, if you can't beat absurdity, wear it.