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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Tote Bag

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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Style: All-Over-Print Tote Bag, Medium

The classic tote with a modern twist: all-over-print allows for 100% customization, bringing the basic tote to the next level. Your next shopping trip just got a little more earth-friendly and a lot more stylish!

  • Dimensions: 40.6 cm l x 40.6 cm w; Strap: 71.1 cm l
  • Material:
    • Exterior: 100% sturdy brushed polyester
    • Interior: 100% polyester nonwoven laminate
  • 100% cotton web handles
  • Printed then sewn for edge-to-edge designs
  • Black laminated lining for extra support
  • Spot or dry clean only
  • Made in the USA

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Tote Bag

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Tote Bag

Carry your essentials with undead elegance. This gothic tote bag features a dashing vampire toasting the night with a bottle of “Vintage Full Bodied,” set against a moonlit castle and bat-emblazoned drama. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a wink-worthy twist, perfect for turning heads at the market, library, or crypt. Why It Slays: • Spacious and stylish for everyday use or spooky outings • Eye-catching design that blends horror, humour, and high fashion • Ideal for horror fans, Halloween lovers, and gothic romantics • Makes a killer gift for vampire enthusiasts and pun-loving fashionistas
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
2111 total 5-star reviews120 total 4-star reviews18 total 3-star reviews7 total 2-star reviews18 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By LEON O.January 4, 2019 • Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Cross-Body Bag, Medium
Creator Review
Totally thrilled with this bag. The material is thick and durable (this is my third purchase of this tote bag). The printing turned out amazing. The bright red was just as bright as it is on the computer. So impressed with this bag.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By LEON O.August 3, 2018 • Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Shoulder Tote, Medium
Creator Review
Beautiful quality tote bag in a heavy coated canvas. Shoulder strap is perfect length. Graphics are absolutely beautiful. The printing was great. The pink and black were perfect but the green didn't print as rich in color.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By LEON O.August 3, 2018 • Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Shoulder Tote, Medium
Creator Review
INCREDIBLE! These bags are beautifully made with a thick canvas fabric, and a shoulder strap that hangs perfectly. This is the smaller of the two sizes that I ordered. So Impressed. The printing is immaculate. The colors are just as deep and rich as the online image display. These are excellent quality printing.

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Product ID: 256976959186201473
Designed on 2025-08-07, 3:31 PM
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