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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Coffee Mug

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  • Available in 11-ounce or 15-ounce
  • Dimensions:
    • 11-ounce: 3.2” D x 3.8” H
    • 15-ounce: 3.4” D x 4.5” H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Printed on demand in Reno, NV
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Coffee Mug

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Coffee Mug

Start your day with a sip of something full bodied—and a side of undead wit. This gothic mug features a dapper vampire toasting the night with a crimson drink and a bottle labelled “Vintage Full Bodied,” all set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a deliciously dark twist, perfect for horror fans who like their humour dry and their coffee darker than their souls. Why You’ll Love It: • Striking gothic artwork with cinematic flair • Perfect for Halloween, vampire lovers, or year-round spooky vibes • Makes a fang-tastic gift for horror buffs, pun enthusiasts, and nocturnal sippers • Great for coffee, tea, or your own mysterious red beverage
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating22.5K Total Reviews
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1 out of 5 stars rating
By Keira B.August 7, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 325 ml
I was originally happy about my purchase and Nana loved the gift. HOWEVER, the description specifically says that these are microwave and dishwasher safe, BUT the first time Nana put this mug in the dishwasher it was destroyed. Not impressed..
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Courtney V.December 17, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 325 ml
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Nana is going to love this gift from her granddaughter! Good quality mug. Photos turned out good, colours are true as expected!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Zoe J.February 4, 2018 • Verified Purchase
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I am very satisfied with the quality of this product. The printing of the image on the mug was absolutely perfect and the quality of the mug itself was very good as well. I would recommend this product to anyone. I am very pleased with how the printing on the mug turned out. The image was clear, not blurry at all, and easy to see. I would recommend this product to anyone.
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Designed on 2025-08-07, 2:46 PM
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