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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

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Size: 5" x 7"

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from twelve unique paper types, two printing options, and six shape options to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait or landscape)
  • Standard white envelope included
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • Two printing options available: Standard and High-Definition
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 5" x 7". For best results please add 1/16" bleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

Summon your guests with style and bite. This gothic invitation card features a dashing vampire toasting the night with a bottle labelled “Vintage Full Bodied,” set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a wickedly witty touch, perfect for Halloween parties, gothic soirées, or vampire-themed events. Why It Sets the Mood: • Striking design that blends horror, humour, and high drama • Ideal for spooky celebrations, costume parties, or elegant undead gatherings • Makes a memorable first impression with cinematic flair • Customizable text for all your haunting details
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By Kim B.February 18, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was very impressed with the quality of the invitations especially when I like to look and touch any product I buy. They are very elegant and good quality. They arrive exactly like promised and packaged well as there was no damage. Great Job!! Very satisfied with the quality. Job well done!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By M.December 22, 2020 • Verified Purchase
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These personalized Christmas cards were so pretty and the added touch of making it personal was just so perfect! The printing was clear and legible, no bleeding of the ink!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By N.August 12, 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I am so happy with Zazzle and the designs available for customisation are so unique and classy. Customer service also is great. Highly recommended! The printing as expected. Excellent quality!

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Product ID: 256069397974185963
Designed on 2025-08-07, 4:07 PM
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