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Entertain the cars sitting behind you in traffic with a custom bumper sticker. Make your car a reflection of you and your personality, show off your particular politics, or brag about your honor roll child! Get your point across with this quality bumper sticker that will outlast heavy rain, intense sunlight, and the most severe of traffic jams.

  • Dimensions: 3"l x 11"w
  • Made from durable white vinyl with a strong adhesive back that will hold up under the most severe of conditions
  • Please note, stickers are fully printed and are not translucent or clear
  • 100% weatherproof
  • Printed with water-resistant ink that won’t fade or run

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I heart Binding Energy Bumper Sticker

I heart Binding Energy Bumper Sticker

Imagine being an unknown academic labouring in obscurity because they don't give faculty positions to troublemakers (or as we call it: "Tuesday"). Your obscure labouring produces a correction to Newtonian mechanics - the first in over two centuries - making it consistent with the recently discovered laws of electrodynamics. Happy with this result, you turn to the ramifications of your new theory, you know, to bulk up the discussion section of the paper. That's when the wheels come off. Your new theory predicts mass and length are no longer constant. Your new theory predicts an absolute upper limit to velocity. Your new theory puts the final nail in the coffin of simultaneity (after building the coffin, stuffing simultaneity in the coffin, and putting all the other nails in the coffin). And last but not least, your new theory predicts there is unimaginable energy woven into the very fabric of matter, energy so Brobdingnagian that the release of even a tiny fraction of it - say, the fraction that would fit in the bomb bay of a B-29 - would be enough to make an entire city vanish. At this point, most of us would take our new theory to the alley out back and douse it with lighter fluid, quietly kicking the ashes into the neighbour's yard after we killed it with fire (along with your career, your youthful optimism, and your dreams of escaping the mean streets of Circle Pines). Oh well, you mutter to yourself, there's always the Army.

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By Rebecca M.March 22, 2019Verified Purchase
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Ordered this to put on my laptop at my liberal arts university, to show my true colours. It came exactly as described, it came undamaged and packed well, and it shipped quickly from the US to Canada. It was a little difficult to remove from its paper backing but otherwise I had no trouble with it. Clear, the colours were bright, and the text wasn't blurry at all. The red especially was vibrant and not faded-looking or patchy.
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By T.March 30, 2021Verified Purchase
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The product works very well. Zazzle delivered it in a sturdy packaging, with a special folder for the sticker so it wouldn't bend in the mail or anything, which I appreciate. Sticks well to the car, and looks good! The image quality and colour all looks good to me. Up close and afar, I see no problems with it.
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By Cindy O.September 22, 2023Verified Purchase
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love that I can say my daughter is a cancer survivor - true warrior and be able to have that on my car so everyone knows. colour is vibrant, looks great on my VW

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Product ID: 128675761955437670
Designed on 2012-03-11, 12:51 PM
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