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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card
A perfect card for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor! This “I Have Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” design features bold distressed typography and a witty message that dads, grandpas, retirees, and humor lovers enjoy. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, office humor, or everyday wear. A funny gift for men who love dry humor, sarcastic jokes, and classic bold statement card.
• Funny sarcastic grandpa & dad humor
• Great retirement or birthday gag gift
• Distressed bold lettering for impact
• Perfect for men with a sense of humor
• Available in multiple colors & fits
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