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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

A perfect card for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor! This “I Have Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” design features bold distressed typography and a witty message that dads, grandpas, retirees, and humor lovers enjoy. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, office humor, or everyday wear. A funny gift for men who love dry humor, sarcastic jokes, and classic bold statement card. • Funny sarcastic grandpa & dad humor • Great retirement or birthday gag gift • Distressed bold lettering for impact • Perfect for men with a sense of humor • Available in multiple colors & fits
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.7K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Stacey V.May 5, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card is beautiful. I loved that I could pick special poems that mean something to me and will mean so much to my friend who lost her pet soul mate. The picture and the poems I requested turned out Purrfect! I will definitely be back to place more orders with this seller. Thank you for the amazing work you do!!

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Product ID: 256181342694863829
Designed on 2025-12-10, 11:20 AM
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