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I have a close, personal relationship with reality bumper sticker

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Entertain the cars sitting behind you in traffic with a custom bumper sticker. Make your car a reflection of you and your personality, show off your particular politics, or brag about your honor roll child! Get your point across with this quality bumper sticker that will outlast heavy rain, intense sunlight, and the most severe of traffic jams.

  • Dimensions: 3"l x 11"w
  • Made from durable white vinyl with a strong adhesive back that will hold up under the most severe of conditions
  • Please note, stickers are fully printed and are not translucent or clear
  • 100% weatherproof
  • Printed with water-resistant ink that won’t fade or run

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I have a close, personal relationship with reality bumper sticker

I have a close, personal relationship with reality bumper sticker

The background colour can be changed. Go to Customize It > Edit > Background to pick any colour. The idea of this bumper sticker is a satirical look at 'having a close, personal relationship' with Jesus. The trouble with this is that isn't not always requited-- and there's no way to know for sure. So, you might as well start out with reality. No one gets hurt this way. Besides, getting your heart broken by Jesus is rough. The text says "I have a close, personal relationship with reality." in a sea foam green.
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By Rebecca M.March 22, 2019 • Verified Purchase
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Ordered this to put on my laptop at my liberal arts university, to show my true colours. It came exactly as described, it came undamaged and packed well, and it shipped quickly from the US to Canada. It was a little difficult to remove from its paper backing but otherwise I had no trouble with it. Clear, the colours were bright, and the text wasn't blurry at all. The red especially was vibrant and not faded-looking or patchy.
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By T.March 30, 2021 • Verified Purchase
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The product works very well. Zazzle delivered it in a sturdy packaging, with a special folder for the sticker so it wouldn't bend in the mail or anything, which I appreciate. Sticks well to the car, and looks good! The image quality and colour all looks good to me. Up close and afar, I see no problems with it.
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By Cindy O.September 22, 2023 • Verified Purchase
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love that I can say my daughter is a cancer survivor - true warrior and be able to have that on my car so everyone knows. colour is vibrant, looks great on my VW

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Product ID: 128004498245101492
Designed on 2013-03-05, 2:05 PM
Rating: G