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I Eat Children T-Shirt

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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I Eat Children T-Shirt

I Eat Children T-Shirt

I like children as much as anyone else, but I dont think I could finish a whole one by myself. Not because they arent delicious, but most of them are so fatty and Im trying to watch my weight. Little boys and girls are annoying but theyre okay to eat. This is a very simple line drawing but it conveys the message well enough. It is perfect for people who are bothered by small children and who have a dark sense of humour. It is obviously a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.
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By Bob L.July 1, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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They turned out exactly as we had hoped and we looked good even when we didn't bowl well. The printing was perfect and you can only see 9 pins on the shirt(the 5 pin hidden behind the headpin) which worked for us as we bowled in a 9 pin No-Tap league.
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By AnonymousJune 23, 2025 • Verified Purchase
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The shirt I ordered was too small. I contacted Zazzle and they replaced it with a larger size. Very happy. .
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By Toni D.November 6, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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Great t-shirt!!! Quality is amazing and the colours are vibrant. Exactly how described!!! Can’t wait for my daughter to ask and give it to her confirmation sponsor. It’s also came earlier than I expected. Colours were exactly what I expected. The quality is amazing. The images couldn’t be any better. I’m very happy with his product and highly recommend it.

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Product ID: 235594746193301236
Designed on 2022-04-18, 11:04 AM
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