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I Don't Run: The Evolution of a Runner 2027 Funny Calendar

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Turn your favourite photos into a year's worth of moments worth looking forward to. Add a different image to each month, use Calendar Grid Transparency to mark off birthdays, anniversaries, and school events, and choose the year, start date, and grid style that fits your life. Available in three sizes with vibrant full-bleed printing — it's a thoughtful gift that earns wall space all year.

  • Available in 3 sizes:
    • Small: 13.97 cm L x 17.78 cm W
    • Medium: 21.59 cm L x 27.94 cm W
    • Large: 27.94 cm L x 36.20 cm W
  • Printed on sturdy, high-quality paper with vibrant full-colour, full-bleed printing
  • Choose from 16 unique grid styles, 21 language and culture styles, and 4 holiday and event templates
  • Pick your own year, start and end dates, and calendar length
  • Wire binding available in 2 colours
  • Makes a great holiday gift for family members
  • Not intended for children under 8 years of age — may contain a sharp point
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I Don't Run: The Evolution of a Runner 2027 Funny Calendar

One runner's year, from "I don't run" in January to "It's only a 50K" in December. On the way: a goose, the orange shoes, a heart rate of 187 while teaching the teen to drive, a 10K that work calls a marathon, races in pen and birthdays in pencil, and ten days injured that the whole house remembers. Each month is a hand-drawn ink-and-watercolour page with two short notes, and the second one is the punchline. A little march-of-progress line-up shows how far he has evolved. A funny Christmas gift for a runner, or for the family who watched it happen.
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By DawnJanuary 15, 2023 • Verified Purchase
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Stellar quality and adorable art. Newfs doing what Newf do best, keep you amused! Great size and all the Canadian holidays included. Love the outlines on the pages with appropriate weather graphics, and with profits from this printed work going to Quebec Newfoundland Rescue, a registered charity helping Newfoundland dogs in need, even better. Very heavy stock and the quality is top notch. I like the spiral binding which keeps it flatter on the wall.
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By Casey S.February 14, 2023 • Verified Purchase
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Great product, came fast, pictures are clear and large. Love it would get again and recommend. Great clear and big Came on time Would recommend
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By Eric H.December 29, 2023 • Verified Purchase
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I am super impressed with this calendar. Pages are thick and the picture quality is amazing. Printing was perfect.

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I Don't Run: The Evolution of a Runner 2027 Funny Calendar
Product ID: 256955342282012453
Designed on 2026-10-15, 2:02 p.m.
Rating: G