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The Polite Way to Say "Think Before You Speak" Calling Card

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17.5 pt thickness / 324 GSM weight
Light eggshell white, uncoated matte finish

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Size: Standard, 3.5" x 2.0"

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my custom calling card, so call me maybe?

  • Dimensions: 3.5" x 2.0"; standard business card size
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

Paper Type: Standard Matte

A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colours print softer and more subtle.

  • 17.5 pt thickness / 324 GSM weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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The Polite Way to Say "Think Before You Speak" Calling Card

The Polite Way to Say "Think Before You Speak" Calling Card

For those moments when someone's verbal output leaves you speechless (in a bad way), this business card offers a humourous yet direct response. The front boldly states, "I DON'T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD," followed by "But when I do, it's because you said something truly stupid and should stop talking." A classic image of a woman dramatically gasping adds to the comedic effect. The pointed closing: "For the love of God, stop talking!" leaves no room for misinterpretation. The back of the card simply repeats "I DON'T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD." Perfect for those who appreciate honesty and a bit of dark humour in their social interactions.

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating649 Total Reviews
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These cards came in so fast and were exactly what I had imagined. Although there were a few marks here and there, I would definitely recommend and I think it adds character! The printing was pretty good although there were a few marks here and there.
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By Warren O.October 30, 2025Verified Purchase
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Love it. Looks great, decent price, no complaints from us.... Plus very quick turnaround from when first ordered till we received it. Will definitely use again.
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By Darcie H.September 26, 2025Verified Purchase
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The cards are great! Better quality than I expected. Quick delivery. We will order from here again.

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Product ID: 256591483681762186
Designed on 2023-04-21, 11:13 AM
Rating: G