'I am a copywriter' poster

A manifesto for copywriters. Get one for your freelance office, studio or lounge to remind everyone what it means to be a copywriter. Also makes a great gift for the copywriter in your life. Text reads: I love wonderful words and perfect paragraphs I'd rather mislay my wallet than misplace an apostrophe Ranged left or right, every word is justified I like my briefs tight and my suits flexible Give me just a mo and I'll give you le mot juste I can resist both s*x and greed, but not the urge to edit your copy No picture is worth a thousand of my words I know how many good ideas it takes to find a great one You see a block of text, I see a block of marble I know the opposite of antonym and another word for synonym What I want more of is fewer words I am a copywriter