Henchman Business Cards

In Retropolis, the Mad Science industry is confined to the Experimental Research District - but it's nonetheless a key employer, too! This is partly due to the regrettable but rapid turnaround in assistants. But in spite of those drains on the population the Mad Science industry just grows and grows in what's often referred to as an actual explosion of scientific research, or, for short, as "an explosion", or "the big boom". Membership in the Society of Demented Research Technicians is crucial. The laboratory assistants have been unionized since very early in the days of the district and - no matter what a scientist, professor, or doctor may say to applicants - there is no such thing as a non-union laboratory in Retropolis. Just enter your own name and other information in the provided text fields, or click "Customize It" to move, resize and recolor the text.