Green Weenii Ping Pong Paddle

You'll definitely have an unfair advantage over your unwitting opponent when you whip out one of these Green Weenii Ping Pong Paddles! Onlookers will gasp. Your self-assurance will be palatable, like the crisp, acrid snap of sulphur in the air just after lightning strikes!!! Imagine the beads of cold sweat forming upon your opponent's brow as they see you serve the ball forcefully, accurately and with aplomb...they will be completely unnerved when they see your paddle and stare into the maniacal gaze of THE WEENII!! There's no turnin' back now! Only ONE will win. ONE will go down in flames over the playfield of the table tennis court...slinking out of the room to the sounds of the jeers and taunts of those standing about, observing the carnage. And as they lick their wounds, they will think to themselves, "if only I had spent the extra dough for one of those Green Weenii paddles...I..would have...won." *sigh* Another life ruined...and for what? A few extra greenbacks for a real professional Green Weenii paddle?? DON"T let this happen to YOU! ORDER YOURS TODAY! And, if you are feeling beneficent order TWO, to make it a fair fight. You know it's great, cuz' it's from Paul McGehee's Green Weenii comics.