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Goodbye Deadlines Funny Retirement Card

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Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 21.6 cm x 28 cm (portrait); 28 cm x 21.6 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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Goodbye Deadlines Funny Retirement Card

Goodbye Deadlines Funny Retirement Card

☀️ Funny Retirement Card – “Goodbye Deadlines, Hello Tan Lines” 🌴 Make them laugh their way into retirement! This funny retirement card features a playful, sun-kissed design with a woman sunbathing on a bright, beachy scene. Bold, cheerful lettering reads: “Goodbye Deadlines, Hello Tan Lines” — the perfect send-off for anyone swapping stress for sand and spreadsheets for sunscreen! 🖊️ Inside is blank for your personal message – whether you’re writing something heartfelt, cheeky, or hilarious, there’s plenty of space to say it your way. 💁‍♀️ Who Will Love This Card? This retirement card is a perfect fit for: • Coworkers or bosses with a sense of humor • Beach lovers, travel dreamers, or sun worshippers • Women retiring from the corporate grind or any job where tan lines beat deadlines • Friends or family finally stepping into freedom and leisure Great for: • Retirement parties 🎉 • Office farewell gifts 🖇️ • Last-day-of-work surprises 💌 🏖️ Why It Stands Out: • Vibrant beach illustration full of warmth and humor • Witty, feel-good message everyone can relate to • Blank inside for your own personalized touch • A thoughtful keepsake that brings smiles long after the party ⸻ 👉 Grab yours today and send them off with a smile! This lighthearted funny retirement card is the perfect way to say “you’ve earned this” — one laugh at a time.

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Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026Verified Purchase
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By Kenneth N.May 12, 2026Verified Purchase
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I wanted a personal Birthday card for a dear friend who was turning 84. I was very pleased with the design and the message inside the card. I'm very pleased with the results, and certainly will order Zazzle cards in the future. I certainly recommend these beautiful cards...

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Product ID: 256406934466820843
Designed on 2025-07-16, 2:01 AM
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