Golf ball - Please stop hitting me. Postcard

If golf balls could talk . . . They arrive all shiny and new, with the cutest dimples. All smiles. Yet why do we savagely strike them, sometimes a hundred and thirty times a round, exclusive of putting. Why do we force them into territory rife with prickly vegetation, ancient rocks, and watery graves? Do you love someone you regularly bury in dirty sand teeming with tiny insects only your ball can see? Why, your ball might ask, why, why, why . . .? For what purpose, to what end? button,golf,golfer,golfing,golf+ball,bad+golfer,duffer,hacker,golf+addict,golf+widow,water+hazard,slice,hook,in+the+rough, golf+bum,sports,golf+club,plays+golf,golf+player,golf+fan,sports+fan,golf+enthusiast,gimme,golf+cheat,yips,golf+bet,19th+hole,shank, athletics,athlete,golf+humour,golf+funny,golf+lol,golf+birthday,golf+gift,golf+joke,loves+golf,husband+golf,wife+golf,friend+golf