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Go touch grass card

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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you; custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Go touch grass card

Go touch grass card

Markets closed? Perfect time to stop staring at charts and go touch some actual grass. This funny crypto-inspired greeting card is made for traders, investors, chart addicts, and anyone who needs a reminder that life exists outside the market. A playful gift for crypto lovers, stock market fans, and anyone who checks prices one too many times. Go touch grass. The charts will still be there later.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating414 Total Reviews
369 total 5-star reviews23 total 4-star reviews7 total 3-star reviews4 total 2-star reviews11 total 1-star reviews
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By Debra J.December 10, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
This card exceeded my expectations. I chose this post card style from a typical folded card. The Matte finish combined with the high definition print presents an impressive card. Colours are vibrant and graphics are crisp. Can’t wait to give it to my niece.
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By Vicky H.June 26, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
It was beautiful. I should have chosen a card where you write inside. My mistake but pretty .
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By Debbie M.March 8, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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My brother in law loves his motorcyle, and he is going to love this card when we send it to him for his birthday. Great quality picture and print

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Product ID: 256290439029583530
Designed on 2026-09-16, 2:57 a.m.
Rating: G